Tarzan’s Cheeta the Chimp is 74 years old. FOXNEWS.COM reports that chimps in captivity rarely live beyond 60, with Cheeta the oldest chimp liviing in captivity. Finally awarded for acting greatness, Cheeta is also an “ape-stract” painter whose sales go towards sustaining the habitat. What’s Cheeta to do, other than that? How about relaxing rides along in the truck all day making a monkey, er, chimp of himself, encouraging gawkers to pull his finger?