Stuff I think. By Bill O'Neill. Since 2003.
Archive for April, 2006
Way to go, SteveRunner
Apr 17th
Let’s hear it for my old pal, Steve Walker. Steve FINISHED the 2006 Boston Marathon today in 5:33:42 at a pace of 12:44. Phenomenal.
Check out Steve Walker’s podcasts, Phedippidations, at SteveRunner.com
Cheeta of the odds
Apr 10th
Tarzan’s Cheeta the Chimp is 74 years old. FOXNEWS.COM reports that chimps in captivity rarely live beyond 60, with Cheeta the oldest chimp liviing in captivity. Finally awarded for acting greatness, Cheeta is also an “ape-stract” painter whose sales go towards sustaining the habitat. What’s Cheeta to do, other than that? How about relaxing rides along in the truck all day making a monkey, er, chimp of himself, encouraging gawkers to pull his finger?
‘Cane’ and Able?
Apr 10th
Dateline: Sunland, California. Mayvis Coyle is 82 years old. She is now $114 poorer. Why? Well, Mayvis was shuffling with her cane across the street, carrying her groceries, “while a traffic police officer watched and waited.”
10news.com reports that
“Even before Coyle finished crossing the intersection at Woodward Avenue, he had scribbled a $114 ticket for crossing against a don’t-walk signal, the Daily News reported.”
Mrs. Coyle is challenging the ticket. She told the Daily News, “It turned red before I could get over. There he was, waiting, the motorcycle cop. He said, ‘You’re obstructing the flow of traffic’.”
The story goes on to say that Mrs. Coyle and other seniors at the ‘Monte Vista Mobile Estates’ “are up in arms over signals they say are too short to safely cross” the busy boulevard.
Is it a stretch to think that the traffic cop in question is not a former Boy Scout?
Bill-O’-Sr.
Apr 10th
Bill, Sr., turns another year younger today. Happy birthday, Dad. Here’s to God’s continued blessings upon you!
Vermont wins! Number one!
Apr 10th
That’s correct. According to the U.S. CENSUS STATISTICS just out, Vermont ranked first in the nation among states ranked by total taxes and per capita amount for 2005.
Just goes to show you that views aren’t free.
Maury & Connie? I don’t think so.
Apr 8th
I just suffered through about ten minutes of MSNBC’s “Weekends with Maury and Connie.” Deplorable television. I mean just plain bad. Local cable bad. Embarrasing bad. Milk-turned-cottage cheese-bad.
They open with the two of them doing a Q&A with a pre-recorded bit by Connie on the topic of Katie Couric moving from Today to CBS Evening News. The “bit” was Connie and Maury “talking” to “Connie” and even getting into an argument with “Connie.” And then the two on the couch get into an “argument.” Connie can be clearly seen glancing over at the TelePrompTer. Connie even tosses in a scripted profanity that is beeped-out.
Then, the next segment with a guest, thirty seconds in, they kick, unannounced, to a spot break likely in error only to return from the break mid-sentence.
Povitch has always been a low-rent bottom-feeder from a TV perspective. Connie, on the other hand, was a ground breaking television journalist with an admirable resume. An Asian-American woman, Chung occupied the most visible of anchor and reporter slots for well over a decade. It is a woeful miscalculation to pair Chung with her husband, Povitch. If it works off-camera, wonderful. Keep it there.
All for one and one for all?
Apr 7th
In the April 7, 2006 American Thinker, Norman F. Hapke Jr., a retired commercial airline pilot and former Marine officer, pens an interesting piece on the importance of some degree of loyalty and unity, even when in times of struggle.
The Antiwar Crowd Forgets We’re All In This Together
April 7th, 2006Once, a long time ago when I was just getting started in commercial aviation, I was forced to fly with an insufferable Captain. Though I had more and more varied experience in the military version of our aircraft than did he, the man exerted his authority constantly and in no uncertain terms. After particularly egregiously overbearing behavior in one incident, I sat back in my seat and said to myself, “I can’t wait till he screws up again. He’ll not get one bit of help from me.” It was then that I had a revelation; with a blinding flash it dawned on me that my attitude about him could get our whole crew killed. I realized that no matter how much I disliked him, it was in my best interest to accommodate myself to him and make our crew function as safely as possible.
My realization in the early ‘80’s about the importance of getting along as a crew soon became a hot topic as airlines tried to find ways to cut out the human factor in their quest to reduce accidents. Usually called Crew Resource Management, it was an attempt to learn from sometimes-disastrous experiences how to get along better in the cockpit and react as a team in emergencies. Aircrews and cabin crews had periodic joint training sessions where modes and styles of communication were discussed and practiced, and problems of communication and coordination were worked out, resulting in changes to checklists and procedures and a significant reduction in crew-related accidents.
The guiding principle was that we were all in the same plane together, and we must work together to defeat the enemy, either by ‘trapping’ mistakes that could lead to an accident, or by working smoothly to cope with emergencies that arose.
Thoughts about how we deal in aviation with these problems have caused me to view with dismay the way our elites and politicians are dealing with the war against Islamofascism in which we are presently engaged. More than six decades ago, Pearl Harbor and Hitler’s declaration of war galvanized a previously ambivalent, Depression-battered American populace into becoming, in just a few years, a well-armed and implacable foe of the two totalitarian regimes we faced. Later, we undertook a ‘long twilight struggle’ against a third totalitarian regime and its clones around the world. We won that one too in a remarkable triumph of ideas. In each case politics was generally subordinated to the necessity of winning the conflict.
Wellington is reputed to have said, “A great nation cannot fight a small war.” His country’s success in the 19th century belied that idea for Great Britain, but our experience in Viet Nam and Iraq lends some credence to the phrase. In neither place were we ever in any danger of losing militarily, but in each our adversaries have focused on the real center of gravity, our self-confidence and will-to-win.
Our enemies are vile and heartless but they are not stupid. There is a direct bright line from the Buddhist monk’s self-immolation in Saigon in 1963 through Somalia in 1998 to Abu Ghraib and every suicide bomber driving the streets of Baghdad today. They know we are susceptible to what the media, by its institutional imperative, wants to show us, and they exploit our openness. That fact of our society is a given.
What is not a given is how our elites have reacted.
Imagine an explosive decompression at 37,000 feet handled in the manner in which our elites and politicians are dealing with this war. The First Officer would berate the Captain for failing to set the pressurization switch in the right position. In the course of that argument he would threaten to tell the FAA that the Captain had made a serious mistake and needed counseling. At some point in their rancorous discourse they would pass out and the plane would crash with all aboard. They would have forgotten the first law of Crew Resource Management: we are all in this together.
Our elites and politicians have failed to realize that the best chance we have of winning this war quickly and with minimum losses is if our adversary sees a united, resolute America putting its disagreements aside so that it can bring maximum power and ingenuity to bear on achieving its objectives. If we foreclose the only avenue they have of ever coming close to defeating us, the war will soon be resolved. We can argue the origins of the war, the faulty intel, and all those presently irrelevant issues when our boot is on the bloody neck of the last terrorist. Until then we should concentrate on winning. No one on this planet can defeat us. We can only defeat ourselves.
Mr. Hapke is a retired airline pilot and former Marine officer.
Norman F. Hapke Jr.
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